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Consider this your official warning label in mug form. This design is perfect for anyone who knows mornings are a full-contact sport without caffeine. Fill it up, sip it down, and let the world know peace is only possible once the coffee kicks in. This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

✨ The sassiest way to keep your coworkers safe.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Need to return something? Just let us know.

Embracing small joys

If coffee is your love language, welcome home. The Coffee Snob Shop is for those who believe the roast matters, the mug matters, and yes - the vibe matters. This isn’t just coffee merch, it’s a lifestyle brewed for people who sip with standards.

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